One of my neighbors has a subscription to the Times. When I leave in the morning it is often sitting outside the door to the apartment building. I bring it inside to where the mailboxes are as a gesture of neighborliness and because I don’t want pieces of paper flying all over the neighborhood.
This morning I was in a hurry, I wanted to get to the laundrymat, I had a bunch of other things to do today so I grabbed the paper and kind of tossed it inside. It opened and the sports section fell out. This picture was staring up at me from the floor.
SQUEEEE! That was my first thought. My second was, “I wonder if my neighbor will notice his sports section is missing.” 😛